The heart
wants what it wants. But what if what the heart wants belongs to someone else?
Well, I read somewhere that as long as they ain't married, everyone is fair
game. You be the judge.
So I have
this friend - a guy duh!!! *rolls eyes like a
total 90's kid* -that I've liked since I was 21. I don't know what went
through his mind first time we met but if the movie inside out is anything to
go by there must have been something like this:
Fear: girl! Girl! Girl! Girl!
Joy: we could totally hit that and get lots and lots of
joy * wink *wink
Disgust: Joy….no you didn't!
Anger: I think I'm gonna sit this one out!!
And then
at the end of the conversation all emotions were in agreement - That girl can
totally gerrit!
Ok I'm
sure that's not how it went but it's definitely how it went down in my head….ok
I left out the part where I was naming our babies Adrian, Allan, Araina and
Siobhan - FYI the boys were tall and masculine with bald heads like their dad
and loved their mom like crazy and the girls always took daddy's side and we
were already having family vacations and….oh lord!! The dreams!!
Well as
fate would have it all we were 'just friends' for the longest time. A blind man
could see the sexual tension between us but to be honest nothing happened…apart
from a brief mako it session when we were kinda high on something….maybe weed
…I don't know.
Well
finally a day comes and the time is right and the sky is blue and the weather
is just perfect and there's n traffic on Mombasa road and the water pressure is
enough to turn on the instant shower and the building caretaker isn't asking
you about some underwear that fell off your hanging lines and the boss decides
you I can all leave work 30 minutes early and this sentence is getting pretty
long. All I'm trying to say is that
everything seems to be perfect, except for the fact that I didn't do the dishes
in the morning - the phone rings - he's coming over.
The heart
finally gets what it wants - perfection
would be the understatement of the century!!! It's euphoric and exactly how you
wanted your first time to be - is it
just me or a first times usually a disappointment! You imagine this magical
thing then it just shows up like a beggar dressed in something Kanye's clothing
line!! I digress….It was perfect!!
Then he
leaves - and I couldn't thinks straight for days !!!
And now
you start thinking about how you would be the kind of woman his family adores
because in your head he's perfect… He could ask you to stay at home and take
care of his kids and you would take that as a complement. You could go to
cooking school for him just to learn how to salt his food right. You think to
yourself I could so be a proverbs 31 woman to this guy without even trying….I
would so let him be the head without even thinking about it because he so
deserves its…the dreams!!!
Then the
demon called social media creeps in… And you discover the horrifying truth -
when he put up his relationship status as engaged….he actually meant it!!!
You get a
million mini heart attacks and you want to cause a tantrum then remember…he's
just a friend you got dirty with…you have no right to even eat comfort food
about it - I still ate a lot of pizza and ice cream though!!!
Then
comes the crazy thought from the train of thought - mwanamume ni wako akiwa kwako.
So anyone
up for eating comfort in the name of nursing major mini heartbreaks holla at your girl…every time is pizza time!!!
PS: I only just realized how dramatic the title was so I changed it to make it a little less dramatic!!